• We are ten minutes from the main road. The last bit has lanes that are narrow enough to make you question your life choices, but the view is worth it.

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• Every pitch has a great view, unless you close your eyes.

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• No reservations. No set sizes. Just find a spot you like and claim it before someone else does.

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• We charge per person, not per tent, van, or inflatable unicorn. Of course our glamping is per bell!

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• No caravans. No motorhomes. No Exceptions.

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• Vehicle length limit is 7 metres — if yours is longer, you probably know it already.

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• The pub is close. Check their opening times before you start the walk of thirst.

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• Quiet from 11 pm. Yes, we mean you.

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• No discounts unless we offer them, haggling will not work.

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• We like dogs, we like kids, and we like the sound of them having fun (within reason).

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• Obnoxious people are not welcome. If you think you might be one, try another site.

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• No sense of humour? We are probably not the site for you.

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• Please singe the grass as little as possible — it does not grow back faster just because you say sorry.

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• We love kids exploring and having fun. But left unsupervised, and possibly in a wolfpack, they develop an alarming urge to push boundaries the moment they are out of your sight and earshot. Believe me, so do mine.

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• Our facilities are rustic and basic, but clean… unless the weather goes biblical.

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• We have two showers. If you all want one at 10 am, hope you like queues.

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• No reception, no evening entertainment, no hard standings, no electric hook-up, and no pool, unless you count puddles, which the ducks sometimes do.

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• If you have a loud domestic, we might offer you a bucket of cold water. You have been warned.

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• We can guarantee great views, fresh air, and goats. Sunshine is still out of our control.

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• Please step away from the myth that campsites make millions. We run a service, make a little on top, and work other jobs like anyone else while paying for a family and making ends meet. We do this because we love it,  it is the only way you survive the trade.

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• Feedback is welcome, but we cannot change the weather, our location, other people’s kids, dogs, or gravity.​​

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To sum up: all we really ask is that you do not take the p#!ss, have a sense of humour, use some common sense, enjoy the space, and remember we are all human.. 

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