Before you Book...

We are now closed for winter and hibernating like sensible countryside creatures.

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We reopen for the Early May Bank Holiday weekend every season, when the kettle goes back on, the goats reappear, and normal service resumes.

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We are about ten minutes from the main road.
The last bit involves lanes narrow enough to make you question your life choices, but the views are worth it.

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Every pitch has a great view.
Unless you close your eyes.

No reservations. No set sizes.

Find a spot you like and claim it before someone else does.

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We charge per person, not per tent, van, or inflatable unicorn.
Glamping is per bell tent. Obviously.

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No caravans. No wide berth tall motorhomes. No exceptions.

Vehicle length limit: 7 metres.
If yours is longer, you already know.

 

The pub is close.
Check opening times before attempting the walk of thirst.

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Quiet time is from 11 pm.
Yes, we mean you.

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No discounts unless we offer them.
Haggling will not work. Ever.

 

We like dogs. We like kids.
We like the sound of them having fun (within reason).

 

Obnoxious people are not welcome.

If you think you might be one, this may not be your place.

 

No sense of humour
Probably also not your place.

 

Please singe the grass as little as possible.
It does not grow back faster just because you apologised.

 

We love kids exploring and having fun.
Left unsupervised (possibly in a wolfpack), they develop an impressive talent for boundary testing.
Trust me. So do mine.

 

Our facilities are rustic and basic, but clean
Unless the weather goes biblical.

 

We have two showers.
If everyone wants one at 10 am, bring patience.

 

No reception. No evening entertainment.
No hard standings. No electric hook up. No pool.

Unless you count puddles. The ducks do.

 

If you have a loud domestic, we may offer a bucket of cold water.
You have been warned.

 

We guarantee great views, fresh air, and goats.
Sunshine remains outside our control.

 

Please step away from the myth that campsites make millions.
We run a service, make a little on top, work other jobs, pay bills, raise a family, and keep this place going because we love it.
It is the only way to survive in this trade.

 

Feedback is welcome.
But we cannot change the weather, our location, gravity, or other people’s children and dogs.

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In Summary

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• Do not take the p#!ss.

• Have a sense of humour.

• Use common sense.

• Enjoy the space.

• Remember we are all human.

• If that sounds like you, we will get on just fine.